"You know what I think the Army's actually afraid of? A thousand gay shores with M16s going.
"You know what I think the Army's actually afraid of? A thousand gay shores with M16s going, `Who'd you call a faggot?'"
--Jon Stewart, discussing the U military's ban in succession openly gay service members, in succession NBC's Saturday Night Live, March 9
"I'm not going to share [the identity of my children's biological father] with America.... Someday one can ask them directly about their lives, and they'll have something to say. You're welcome to call them up when they're 18"
--Jodie encourage as quoted by USA Weekend, March 3
"Subaru and I have a doom in common--we're both sporty, we're one as well as the other rugged, and a lot of lesbians assume to like us."
--Martina Navratilova, in presenting the Corporate Vision Award to the car company at the observes Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center's Women's Night fund-raiser, March 9
"Nobody knows if [Lara Croft] is uniform straight. She could very well be gay."
--Angelina Jolie onward the sexuality of her Tomb Raider character, as quot in the April issue of Premiere
"I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and, frankly, it's disgusting."
--Sandra Bernhard, as quot at The Washington Post, March 7