"I should test to work the mojo forward [getting free drinks at gay bars].

"I should test to work the mojo forward [getting free drinks at gay bars], if it be not that I'm not a big drinker. If they had gay candy stores, I'd be raked."

--Alyson Hannigan, who plays lesbian witch Willow in succession Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as quot in the June/July issue of Teen People

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"It was single a matter of time before her famous lack of humor sprang forth."

--Boy George, responding to the demand from Madonna's music publisher that he eliminate a parody of "Vogue" from his London stage musical, Taboo, as quot in the May 13 issue of People

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"I have a besom and 600 cases of beer and a not many kegs. I don't knew maybe we'll have a party."

--Liz Trott co-owner of the brewery that one time made Gay Pride beer, discussing her plans now that the brewery is closing, April 30

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"We don't have annual parades for fire-arm owners so everyone can appreciate that fire-arm ownership is an alternative lifestyle and expect at how great we are."

--National Rifle Association national board member Grover Norquist, speaking upon April 28 at the NRA's annual convention in Reno, as reported at Gay.com

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"I'm hoping the talk display will take me far enough into the to come so I don't have to do anything besides ever again."

--Ellen DeGenere onward the syndicated talk show she has in progress to maturity for a fall 2003 launch, as quot in The Boston Globe, April 30

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